I am Niles Crane.

Okay I’m hanging my head in shame but I just came from the coffee shop (not Starbucks - I've decided I don't like Starbucks BUT there are MUCH better alternatives in Canada so no worries). I had to use my fingers to keep my order straight. Medium, non-fat, de-caf, no whip Moccacino latte. Yes, it’s a bit ridiculous. And now the kid’s can’t go to university because I spent their college savings to purchase said Latte. Ah well. It was yummy and I gave lattes up for lent and it was torturous. Lent is over. Perhaps they will both grow up to be baristas instead of barristers. I can only hope.